Next, I thought to conquer the swings. No big deal, right? Just swings. But I found that as I pumped higher and higher, I felt vaguely queasy. Maybe that previous upside-down stuff was the culprit? But if you had told me when I was nine that someday I'd be queasy on the swing set, I would not have believed it.
I want a do over! Next weekend I'm going back with my friend and try it again. I can't accept it! Surely it'll all come back... with a little practice?